And The Winners Are...We asked our friends in the industry to finish a joke that starts with...
The lucky (and funny) winners below will receive a $100 American Express gift card to treat themselves to one coffee a week for a year! (Or whatever else is their cup of tea.) Thank you to all who participated!
"What did one CATV installer say to the other?
Prepping fiber is like how Charlie Sheen preps his evening...with some alcohol and a pair of strippers."
Vice-President/Internet Systems Administrator
Harlan Community Television, Inc.
Q: "What did one CATV installer say to the other?"
A: "This is the first job I've had that being terminated was a good thing"
Senior Staff Engineer
Greater Boston Region
"How do I know what he was thinking? My 'ESPN' isn't working today."
Assistant Manager/BTC Multimedia LLC.
"I installed a professional baseball player the other day, every time I told him I would home run the lines he would jump up and cheer".
"No I didn’t ask if the test meter output was measured in volts - dB or not dB, that is the question!"
Times Fiber Communications, Inc.
Punch Line Archives
Previously, we asked you to finish a joke that starts with, "Two splitters walk into a bar..." And we were amazed at the creativity that came back.